You couldn't make it up part 679

S***, F***, B*******, C***! I hate to say it :) but I told you so! How on earth did this happen in Northampton. I am proud to represent both the Labour Party and the Co-Operative Party in this town. This town that has a long and distinguished history of being inclusive, tolerant and above all, open and honest. Not naming names, but certain people, employed by us (amongst others) have sought to be divisive, uncomradely and wear suits! ( couldn't think of anything else that wasn't very rude). For the record, YOU WILL NOT PREVAIL! You can throw us out of OUR party, you can waste OUR money doing it, BUT you will never ever stop us from doing our best to get a Labour Government elected, we are loyal to our Party, above and beyond the call of duty, personal ambition is not in our vocabulary . Love and Peace as always, x

You really really couldn't make it up part 429

Well, it just gets better, or do I mean worse? Not only did CLPPC not turn up for the Northampton South Question time at Sixfields (tho' to be fair he probably doesn't know where it is!), the ONLY candidate not to do so, it also seems that he won't be going to the Count (todays Chron). I am so proud that this man was selected to represent my party in Northampton South, so proud that words are actually beginning to fail me, and as you know that is not a common occurrence!